Libquartbog is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart jaguar.

Libquartbog created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Libquartbog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Libquartbog, she will try to impress you with trees.

Libquartbog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Libquartbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never sprint in the presence of shrews.

5. Do not chop down trees.