Vigarmfob is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous yak.

Vigarmfob created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigarmfob, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vigarmfob, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vigarmfob's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vigarmfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near capybaras while wearing red stockings and balancing nine gold spheres on your feet.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

4. Do not keep three voles in a large pit.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near bats while wearing magenta shoes.