Podnilwat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident horse.

Podnilwat created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podnilwat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Podnilwat, she will turn you into a rock.

Podnilwat's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Podnilwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always obey Podnilwat's priests.

5. Do not drink alcohol.