Flyrenlad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate wyrm.

Flyrenlad created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyrenlad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flyrenlad, he will come to you in dreams.

Flyrenlad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Flyrenlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Flyrenlad in the centre of the settlement.