Cedlingan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful scorpion.

Cedlingan created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedlingan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cedlingan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cedlingan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cedlingan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed parsnips to birds while wearing mauve boots.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.