Xuckbepbast is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, idiotic clam.

Xuckbepbast created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbepbast, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xuckbepbast, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Xuckbepbast's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Xuckbepbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Never feed melons to nematodes while wearing yellow jumpers.

4. Erect five lead sculptures of Xuckbepbast on top of important buildings.

5. You must pray to Xuckbepbast six times a day.