Gatwanyatt Rulfudloop Habratfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, caring shark.

Gatwanyatt Rulfudloop Habratfoss created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatwanyatt Rulfudloop Habratfoss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gatwanyatt Rulfudloop Habratfoss, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gatwanyatt Rulfudloop Habratfoss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gatwanyatt Rulfudloop Habratfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about gravity near bats while wearing brown corsets and balancing four copper spheres on your neck.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must never eat peas.