Pitgenyatbit is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy dolphin.

Pitgenyatbit created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitgenyatbit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pitgenyatbit, it will turn you into a duck.

Pitgenyatbit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Pitgenyatbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. You must pray to Pitgenyatbit seven times a day.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.