Cengep is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ruthless toad.

Cengep created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cengep, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cengep, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cengep's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cengep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not keep four grasshopers in a large pit.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Do not take Cengep's name in vain.

5. Cengep must be the most important thing in your life.