Cunvigtap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, emotional skunk.

Cunvigtap created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunvigtap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cunvigtap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cunvigtap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cunvigtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near grasshopers.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunvigtap.

5. Put Cunvigtap first in all things.