Nigsafpas is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic horse.

Nigsafpas created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigsafpas, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nigsafpas, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nigsafpas' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nigsafpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Nigsafpas loves whales, so they must be respected.