Binnaktun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable dolphin.

Binnaktun created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binnaktun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Binnaktun, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Binnaktun's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Binnaktun's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Binnaktun.