Quartvinlim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest dryad.

Quartvinlim created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartvinlim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quartvinlim, she will turn you into a mole.

Quartvinlim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Quartvinlim's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quartvinlim.

5. Quartvinlim loves mice, so they must be honoured.