Mitfigsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, proud frog.

Mitfigsaf created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitfigsaf, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitfigsaf, it will turn you into a mole.

Mitfigsaf's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mitfigsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Mitfigsaf must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about optics near grasshopers while wearing blue trousers.

4. Never talk about spacetime near otters while wearing white tights and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.

5. Never play with disobedient children.