Quag Bafwatceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent centipede.

Quag Bafwatceb created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quag Bafwatceb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quag Bafwatceb, it will throw large rocks at you.

Quag Bafwatceb's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Quag Bafwatceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never wear fawn scarves.