Cebdapflan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome wombat.

Cebdapflan created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cebdapflan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cebdapflan, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cebdapflan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cebdapflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never sprint near great tits.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. You must never eat peas.