Bessomkim Targgarcim Ladlogab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced dove.

Bessomkim Targgarcim Ladlogab created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Bessomkim Targgarcim Ladlogab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bessomkim Targgarcim Ladlogab, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bessomkim Targgarcim Ladlogab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bessomkim Targgarcim Ladlogab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Never feed lots of apples to swans while wearing cyan shirts.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.