Dibzodbem is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unfair skunk.

Dibzodbem created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibzodbem, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dibzodbem, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dibzodbem's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dibzodbem's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Dibzodbem on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Dibzodbem loves nematodes, so they must be respected.