Litnutmetmumstipdissaw is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage skunk.

Litnutmetmumstipdissaw created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litnutmetmumstipdissaw, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litnutmetmumstipdissaw, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Litnutmetmumstipdissaw's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Litnutmetmumstipdissaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six birds in a large pit.

2. Litnutmetmumstipdissaw must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.