Danstanrap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful bird.

Danstanrap created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Danstanrap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Danstanrap, it will send you a sign.

Danstanrap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Danstanrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Run away if six pigs approach from the east.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to snails while wearing purple skirts.

5. Never write about amino acids.