Giddunpad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, wise wolf.

Giddunpad created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Giddunpad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Giddunpad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Giddunpad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Giddunpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near snails while wearing green shoes and balancing five copper spheres on your face.

2. Never feed cherries to swans while wearing white rings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from yellow dogs, for they are unholy.