Binrultit is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical bird.

Binrultit created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binrultit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Binrultit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Binrultit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Binrultit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Binrultit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Binrultit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.