Goftighad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest finch.

Goftighad created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Goftighad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Goftighad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Goftighad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Goftighad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured swans.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.