Basstinraglad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful mouse.

Basstinraglad created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Basstinraglad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Basstinraglad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Basstinraglad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Basstinraglad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Never feed garlic to gulls while wearing white kilts.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away if nine cats approach from the south.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.