Omtdubjen is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, annoying cobra.

Omtdubjen created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Omtdubjen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtdubjen, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Omtdubjen's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Omtdubjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing purple kilts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.