Volfossrul is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise weasel.

Volfossrul created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volfossrul, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Volfossrul, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Volfossrul's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Volfossrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Volfossrul on top of important buildings.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing cyan boots and balancing six copper spheres on your face.

5. Worship no other gods but Volfossrul.