Sidquillpig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet bee.

Sidquillpig created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidquillpig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sidquillpig, she will turn you into a puffin.

Sidquillpig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sidquillpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about optics near hamsters while wearing magenta shorts and balancing nine iron spheres on your arms.

5. Never look at asteroids.