Bidafomt Mandosspig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sapient crab.

Bidafomt Mandosspig created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidafomt Mandosspig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bidafomt Mandosspig, it will ignore you.

Bidafomt Mandosspig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bidafomt Mandosspig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Put Bidafomt Mandosspig first in all things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Bidafomt Mandosspig loves doves, so they must be honoured.