Sogtighak Veenyakfab Japzigfag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, wise salamander.

Sogtighak Veenyakfab Japzigfag created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogtighak Veenyakfab Japzigfag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sogtighak Veenyakfab Japzigfag, he will turn you into a rat.

Sogtighak Veenyakfab Japzigfag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sogtighak Veenyakfab Japzigfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.