Femkamomin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient centaur.

Femkamomin created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Femkamomin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Femkamomin, it will curse you with boils.

Femkamomin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Femkamomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Femkamomin.

5. Never think about black holes.