Dubtadlarp Cusslenhom is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental dolphin.

Dubtadlarp Cusslenhom created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Dubtadlarp Cusslenhom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dubtadlarp Cusslenhom, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dubtadlarp Cusslenhom's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dubtadlarp Cusslenhom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never feed lots of apples to squirrels while wearing yellow boots.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Dubtadlarp Cusslenhom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shave your neck.