Hamontnull is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, charitable otter.

Hamontnull created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamontnull, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hamontnull, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hamontnull's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hamontnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never hop in the presence of nematodes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.