Fasbasttartarpxening is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable bat.

Fasbasttartarpxening created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbasttartarpxening, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fasbasttartarpxening, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fasbasttartarpxening's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fasbasttartarpxening's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray stockings.

2. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Fasbasttartarpxening in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near cats while wearing turquoise boots.

5. Never talk about optics.