Landagzod Vinrulbell is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fussy crocodile.

Landagzod Vinrulbell created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Landagzod Vinrulbell, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Landagzod Vinrulbell, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Landagzod Vinrulbell's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Landagzod Vinrulbell's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Landagzod Vinrulbell.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.