Shavbadhin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful yak.

Shavbadhin created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbadhin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Shavbadhin, he will jump up and down on your head.

Shavbadhin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Shavbadhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Shavbadhin on top of all buildings.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always help sick cats.