Lathimbell is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, two-faced walrus.

Lathimbell created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lathimbell, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lathimbell, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lathimbell's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Lathimbell's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to sheep while wearing blue jumpers.