Gemlipnak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, vain swallow.

Gemlipnak created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gemlipnak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gemlipnak, she will send you a sign.

Gemlipnak's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gemlipnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear shorts.