Dapdotnanvilsogdit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow dragon.

Dapdotnanvilsogdit created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapdotnanvilsogdit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dapdotnanvilsogdit, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dapdotnanvilsogdit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dapdotnanvilsogdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Always help otters.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about dark matter near shrews while wearing purple shorts and balancing nine platinum spheres on your head.

5. Put Dapdotnanvilsogdit first in all things.