Dossratarp Gedbuglin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying donkey.

Dossratarp Gedbuglin created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossratarp Gedbuglin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dossratarp Gedbuglin, he will be very unhappy.

Dossratarp Gedbuglin's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dossratarp Gedbuglin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Erect three silver sculptures of Dossratarp Gedbuglin on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to sharks while wearing brown shorts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dossratarp Gedbuglin.

5. Hide if nine voles approach from the south.