Likcipzed is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awesome rat.

Likcipzed created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likcipzed, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Likcipzed, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Likcipzed's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Likcipzed's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Fast once a month.