Gadfunmannatvanbad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-powerful dragon.

Gadfunmannatvanbad created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadfunmannatvanbad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gadfunmannatvanbad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gadfunmannatvanbad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gadfunmannatvanbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Do not speak about garlic.