Gutsagjat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered fly.

Gutsagjat created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutsagjat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gutsagjat, it will turn you into a snail.

Gutsagjat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gutsagjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect nine gold sculptures of Gutsagjat on top of important buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.