Nibcantab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-knowing bee.

Nibcantab created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibcantab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nibcantab, it will cry a lot.

Nibcantab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nibcantab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.