Gigmiggil is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, competent wasp.

Gigmiggil created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigmiggil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gigmiggil, he will make you grow a tail.

Gigmiggil's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gigmiggil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Gigmiggil in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away from gray dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not shave your legs.