Komrakvab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, smart rat.

Komrakvab created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komrakvab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Komrakvab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Komrakvab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Komrakvab's Holy Commandments

1. Komrakvab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never bounce in the presence of frogs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Always stare at clouds.