Fossdonjap is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, moody fairy.

Fossdonjap created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fossdonjap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fossdonjap, it will turn you into a frog.

Fossdonjap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fossdonjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Worship no other gods but Fossdonjap.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Never pour water over plants.