Binlamrip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, quiet bird.

Binlamrip created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binlamrip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Binlamrip, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Binlamrip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Binlamrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help turtles in need.