Gabzakhudpomlibquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, loving swallow.

Gabzakhudpomlibquaf created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabzakhudpomlibquaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gabzakhudpomlibquaf, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gabzakhudpomlibquaf's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gabzakhudpomlibquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Gabzakhudpomlibquaf in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Never look in ponds.