Govzedced Benfigved is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous troll.

Govzedced Benfigved created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Govzedced Benfigved, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Govzedced Benfigved, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Govzedced Benfigved's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Govzedced Benfigved's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing mauve coats and balancing six tin spheres on your face.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.