Nill is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless penguin.

Nill created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nill, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nill, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nill's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near ants while wearing indigo boots and balancing five aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Never wear brown jumpers.